#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats how it happens. thats real life. you’re the hero. you can save yourself.
I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
Him:No, really, I am.
Him:Why is that funny?
Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him:Well why not?
Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole:Because that's how it is.
Asshole:That's their job.
Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Fun fact: Canada launched the “Don’t Be That Guy” rape prevention campaign targeted at potential rapists rather than potential victims was launched… and the number of reported sexual assaults fell by 10 per cent. within that year. Rape prevention NEEDS to start with education and focus on the perpetrators, not just policing the behavior of potential victims.
i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….